Full disclosure, these quotes were said to me over the past ten days but that isn’t as good a title.
“Wow, your hair actually looks nice today.”
“So, you were crazy even at three years old.”
“You’re getting soft in your old age!” (My response – “I was soft in my young age.”)
“I give you a C.” (This from a random man on the street commenting on my parking ability. He seemed to mark on a curve. He would have only given himself a B. In my defense, I knew he was watching. I think it was a solid B. I didn’t hit anything and was close to the curb. What else did this man want!)
“You look like you speak Spanish.” (Uttered by a four year old. I’m assuming he thinks I look like Dora the Explorer.)
“Where does this stuff come from — your mind is weird.”
Please note…The first three were from friends.
The last, my mother.
Enjoy your week!